And like zombies and antibiotic-resistant bacteria and greedy corporate bastards and other post-industrial abominations of nature, it has a mortal vulnerability to flamethrowers. It is purely a product of our technological progress and as such it is an abomination of nature. This isn't some graceful little cedar waxwing peacefully filling the air with beautiful song in a pretty cherry blossom grove of tranquility, it's a flying, screeching, shitting hellhawk that has evolved right alongside us ever since the industrial revolution. They are the smuggest animals ive ever encountered and I've lived in a place where wild geese are a thing.

I know there'll be a bunch of cunts telling me 'b-but, postphysique, they're animals! And as we all know, animals are sacred! You can never ever hurt or kill an animal because all the animals rights propaganda I've seen and involuntarily consumed in excess from organisations that murder puppies like their mills are a DooM level over the past decade have told me that animals are perfect innocent angels, and that humans are evil monsters who love to make the animals sad who are perpetual victims of humanity!' And to that I retort, are they? They're bullies to other birds. They constantly steal food out of the hands of people and claw them to bits in the process which would be a jailable offense if a human did it.They are getting bolder and louder every year and one of these days they're probably gonna start coming directly after kids and pets once they realise they can catch some wee lad unaware and glued to his iPad when his parents hop inside to get more charcoal for the barbie. They nest all over the place and you can legally do nothing about it (I dislike being kept up till 3AM by screaming, but I think I'd dislike being bummed in the prison showers more).

They deface buildings and vehicles and statues with their shit that might as well be acidic xenomorph blood with the damage it leaves on some things (like my car!).

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